Favorite line(s)?
04-14-03, 07:32 PM
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I have ever heard of, do they speak english in what?
Brett: Wh what?
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett: Yes
Jules: Then what does he look like
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother ****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You ever read the bible Brett?
Brett: uh yeah
Jules: Well there is this passage, that I like to recite: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I have ever heard of, do they speak english in what?
Brett: Wh what?
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett: Yes
Jules: Then what does he look like
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother ****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You ever read the bible Brett?
Brett: uh yeah
Jules: Well there is this passage, that I like to recite: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction
btw I sent you an email eariler today about a question you had in the messenger thread [/hijack]
04-15-03, 12:56 AM
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From Shawshank:
Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you idiot.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: "Dumas". Ever read it? You'll like that one Heywood, it's about a jailbreak.
Red: Jailbreak? Maybe we ought a file that one under "Educational" too!
Richard Burton had an incredible monologue in Equus but I can't find the script and it would be a shame to post it out of context.
Saving Private Ryan:
Captain John Miller: It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.
Princess Bride:
Buttercup kisses the senile King.]
The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me!
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable! No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. --Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
[Vizzini falls over dead]
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!
A very quotable movie
Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you idiot.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: "Dumas". Ever read it? You'll like that one Heywood, it's about a jailbreak.
Red: Jailbreak? Maybe we ought a file that one under "Educational" too!
Richard Burton had an incredible monologue in Equus but I can't find the script and it would be a shame to post it out of context.
Saving Private Ryan:
Captain John Miller: It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.
Princess Bride:
Buttercup kisses the senile King.]
The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won't that be nice. She kissed me!
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable! No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. --Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
[Vizzini falls over dead]
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!
A very quotable movie
04-15-03, 01:00 AM
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"I'll speak for you, Father. I speak for all the mediocrities of the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint. " - Amadeus
"Andrew! It costs extra to have the word 'schmuck' carved in a tombstone but you would definitely be worth the expense." - one of several great Lee Remick lines from The Competition
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!" - The Thing
"Andrew! It costs extra to have the word 'schmuck' carved in a tombstone but you would definitely be worth the expense." - one of several great Lee Remick lines from The Competition
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!" - The Thing
04-15-03, 02:31 AM
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Originally posted by zero
"Now a question of etique do I give you the ass, or the crotch?"-Tyler Durden
"Now a question of etique do I give you the ass, or the crotch?"-Tyler Durden
paraphrased:
how's that working for you?
what?
being clever.
04-15-03, 04:33 AM
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Bond: Do you expect me to talk, GoldFinger?
GoldFinger: No, Mister Bond. I expect you to DIE!
GoldFinger: No, Mister Bond. I expect you to DIE!
04-15-03, 09:42 AM
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"What is wrong with the name Michael Bolton?"
"Nothing was wrong, until I was twelve and that no talent ass clown started winning Grammys."
"So, why don't you just change your name"
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
"PC Letter Load? What the **** is that supposed to mean?"
Other great dialogue:
Anything from Shawshank Redemption.
Exactly what Rypro PG-13 said plus the whole monologue from Christopher Walken about the gold watch.
"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."
"You ever pick your feet in Paughkeepsie? Huh, do you?"
"Go ahead, make my day."
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"You talking to me? You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here."
"Must go faster."
"Buckle your seatbelt. It's gonna be a bumpy night."
"Luke, I am your father."
"Could I trouble for a warm glass of milk?" "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the **** up"
"The price is wrong, *****."
"If I say myself dressed like that, I would have to kick my own ***."
"You will not make this putt, you jack***."
"Step into my office. Cause you're ******* fired."
"I ate his liver with some beans and a nice Chianti. Slurp!"
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Here's looking at you kid."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine."
"Play it again. Play As Time Goes By, Sam."
The opening monologue from Chasing Amy and pretty much anything from Clerks.
"Nothing was wrong, until I was twelve and that no talent ass clown started winning Grammys."
"So, why don't you just change your name"
"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
"PC Letter Load? What the **** is that supposed to mean?"
Other great dialogue:
Anything from Shawshank Redemption.
Exactly what Rypro PG-13 said plus the whole monologue from Christopher Walken about the gold watch.
"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."
"You ever pick your feet in Paughkeepsie? Huh, do you?"
"Go ahead, make my day."
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"You talking to me? You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here."
"Must go faster."
"Buckle your seatbelt. It's gonna be a bumpy night."
"Luke, I am your father."
"Could I trouble for a warm glass of milk?" "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the **** up"
"The price is wrong, *****."
"If I say myself dressed like that, I would have to kick my own ***."
"You will not make this putt, you jack***."
"Step into my office. Cause you're ******* fired."
"I ate his liver with some beans and a nice Chianti. Slurp!"
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Here's looking at you kid."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine."
"Play it again. Play As Time Goes By, Sam."
The opening monologue from Chasing Amy and pretty much anything from Clerks.
04-15-03, 10:51 AM
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I have ever heard of, do they speak english in what?
Brett: Wh what?
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett: Yes
Jules: Then what does he look like
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother ****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You ever read the bible Brett?
Brett: uh yeah
Jules: Well there is this passage, that I like to recite: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I have ever heard of, do they speak english in what?
Brett: Wh what?
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett: Yes
Jules: Then what does he look like
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother ****er! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You ever read the bible Brett?
Brett: uh yeah
Jules: Well there is this passage, that I like to recite: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction