I think I got to first base tonight!

[Rypro 525]

Well, if first base is the first kiss and alittle feel. Happened after we watched a flick on dvd. then I put the radio on and it just so happens that our song comes on, and she said "you wanna make out or something" and we did then, yes there was tounge there, but no I did not see her naked since well, my parents are home, and that is a pain if they come down stairs. (they did once since I turned "The Rock" up very loud to hear all of the loud sounds). What comes next? See her naked next time, ect. (no I don't wanna have sex with her, I don't think I'd be responsible enough with a kid even with all the birth control out there, what happens if something goes wrong)

[RandyC]

How old are you?

[Iron Chef]

hi shaggy

[joltaddict]

Watching Bruckhiemer movies will stunt your growth.

[quietsoul]

I second that. How old are you?

[Gallant Pig]

:lol: Ahh the shaggy days. God bless 'em. :)

[joltaddict]

Hes 47, now somebody please answer his question. Sheesh.

[Bandoman]

Next up: bondage. You got some silk scarves or plastic cuffs?

[Gallant Pig]

First you see her boobs then you work your way south.

[General Zod]

Next time is marriage. Then you can make kids. Don't worry, you still don't have to get naked, etc. to do it. Then you will need to wait 2 more years until you can drive. Then you will need a job doing anything other than writing for a living. Then you're ready for step 3.

[Mopower]

You kissed her. And you started a thread about it?
Just let her make the moves, I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you get.

[Giantrobo]

What kind of knot did you use to tie her up?

[Mopower]

Originally posted by General Zod
Next time is marriage. Then you can make kids. Don't worry, you still don't have to get naked, etc. to do it. Then you will need to wait 2 more years until you can drive. Then you will need a job doing anything other than writing for a living. Then you're ready for step 3.

At that rate I would hope step 3 is death.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Mopower
Just let her make the moves, I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you get.

Advice like that gets you pimped out and on the corner my friend. -ohbfrank-

[Static Cling]

Originally posted by RandyC
How old are you? Pretty sure he's a teenager. Maybe in his 20s.

[joltaddict]

I think he recently said he just turned 17.

[RandyC]

yes there was tounge there..

Reassuring.

[Dr. DVD]

Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

[BigPete]

Originally posted by Rypro 525
What comes next? See her naked next time, ect.

Dude, you are soooo not equipped to even think about seing her naked next time. Get that thought out of your mind, as dwelling on it will just force you to **** things up. Stick with the kissing and petting. Maybe in a few weeks you can begin to consider the possibility, but don't push it.

[RandyC]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

You seem to be ignoring the TBE

Top Bunk Effect

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

Youre black Mr Kettle. - The Pot

[El Scorcho]

Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

[ColdBlue]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home

Hey! :mad: I got it on many times while living at home.

Keep showing her Bruckheimer movies, I hear it lowers a girls inhibitions and will to live. ;)

[broadwayblue]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

that's just so wrong. i like it. ;)

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

uhmm....

:lol:

[kvrdave]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

rotfl
Oh dude. That is so incredibly wrong

[Bandoman]

Originally posted by kvrdave
rotfl
Oh dude. That is so incredibly wrong

And yet true.

[Gallant Pig]

Vaginal or otherwise?

[Breakfast with Girls]

Ect. indeed.

[Thunderball]

Who's On First?

[Iron Chef]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

rotfl

He's probably a closet furry

:lol:

[kvrdave]

Originally posted by Thunderball
Who's On First?

So I sit on the couch and I fist who?

[damn_skippy]

I bet the whole time you were thinking "I cant wait to tell the guys at dvdtalk."

[Thunderball]

Originally posted by damn_skippy
I bet the whole time you were thinking "I cant wait to tell the guys at dvdtalk."

:lol:

wait a minute... :(

[Metrodub]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
and it just so happens that our song comes on, and she said "you wanna make out or something"

How romantic...

I'm sure your heart melt when she said that...

Must have picked it up from the stellar dialogue in "The Rock"

[stp115]

Originally posted by kvrdave
So I sit on the couch and I fist who?


You're fisting what?

[Quake1028]

LOL @ this whole damn thread. You all owe me a new keyboard.

[pedagogue]

You should have responded..."nah but I could use a (Insert Crude Comment Here)"

-pedagogue

[KnightLerxst]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

Holy **** dude...I just launched a snot rocket from laughing so hard...jesus ****ing christ...

[stp115]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

Relax girl, I saw this on the internet once ...

[Mopower]

Originally posted by stp115
Relax girl, I saw this on the internet once ...


That's what was said before the kiss.

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

This needs to be immediately archived.

[Dr. DVD]

Originally posted by KnightLerxst
Holy **** dude...I just launched a snot rocket from laughing so hard...jesus ****ing christ...


rotfl rotfl


I just did the same laughing at that!

I have the feeling this might turn into a series along the lines of Guesswho's boss saga, except with more potential for a happy ending and a lot less at stake.

[Mopower]

Look a little Rypro go.

http://www.city-net.com/~davekle/mkfirst.jpg

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=245481

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=244474

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=245276

[Da Thrilla]

:lol: @ El Shorto

[Jackskeleton]

Ah, I now see why you want a "Play All" (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=279284) option.. kind of kills the mood when you have to go back and forth to the menu screen. this way you have a full 2 hours for some tounge action. ;) ;)

[jadasion]

Don't forget to give her the Dirty Sanchez!

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Quake1028
LOL @ this whole damn thread. You all owe me a new keyboard.

Reading about a little tongue and touching got you that excited? :eek:

[Buford T Pusser]

He's in High School and this is his life:

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0103/love_under_17.jpg

[brizz]

what i want to know is: what in the hell is "your song"????



And Scorcho, thank you for the laugh on this most depressing day in Otterland.....it was mighty welcomed.....When is the Felching date?

[Rypro 525]

LOl, I didn't think it was possible to get this thing to 3 pages already. Yep, I am 17 going on 18. And I was thinking about forking over 40 bucks to get the armageddon criterion version. gotta go next with the michael bay/jerry bruckheimer flicks. If you wanna check, go to the music forum, and go to what is your song as a couple.
And who made the name change.

[DarthVong]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
If you wanna check, go to the music forum, and go to what is your song as a couple.
And who made the name change.

No linking to the Music Forum by 17 year olds. We have rules. :)

I like the name change.

[wildcatlh]

:lol: at the name change. And just go ahead and archive this thing now. Right up there with the TopBunk threads. :)

[Rypro 525]

I second the archive thing, is "fisting" what I think it is? Where you put the hand up there?

[Rypro 525]

Also, it was a "freedom" kiss, if you know what I mean.

[kvrdave]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I second the archive thing, is "fisting" what I think it is? Where you put the hand up there?

It is all you think it is and more.

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif
**** man!! You almost got me in trouble.. :D
I had to laugh.. and I couldn't stop, so then the questions started.. ay yi yi..

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by jaDaisyDuke
Don't forget to give her the Dirty Sanchez!
Let's not leave behind good ol' Hot Karl and Donkey Punch.

[CPA-ESQ.]

Good for you!!

When's the next Date?

Get your parents out of the house first - then you'll have a better chance of telling us what haircut she's sporting :D

[thejammy]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I second the archive thing, is "fisting" what I think it is? Where you put the hand up there?

correctamundo!

[Zodo]

For some reason, when he said "i'm 17 going on 18" I immediately thought of the Sound of Music.

: )

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by CPA-ESQ.
Good for you!!

When's the next Date?

Get your parents out of the house first - then you'll have a better chance of telling us what haircut she's sporting :D Either the Variety show, where a bunch of kids from the high school get to show off what ever they can do, sit home and watch some of the tournament, or see either Chicago (my third time, her first), or Bringing down the house. One is free (the two of us sitting on our asses watching basketball, and both others cost 6 bucks.

[CPA-ESQ.]

She'll sit and watch the games with you??

If so.. she's a keeper (assertive and a sports fan)

Does she know the diff between fullscreen and widescreen? :)

[crankyman]

my guess is she could see his 'widescreen'.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by crankyman
my guess is she could see his 'widescreen'. :confused:
She does understand the difference, since the Rock is 2:35 widescreen, and there were no complaints. -cracker- And yes, she does and will watch sports.

[El Scorcho]

Take it slow with this chick! Enjoy the freedom while you got it, because pretty soon you'll be up to your elbows in the relationship!

[crankyman]

does she watch field hockey?

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Take it slow with this chick! Enjoy the freedom while you got it, because pretty soon you'll be up to your elbows in the relationship! Thanks but why nice and slow? I don't think I will be going all the way for another few years.

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
You're only a few dates away from fisting!

Pretty soon you'll be up to your elbows in the relationship!
Sweet Jesus.. -eek-

[kvrdave]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Take it slow with this chick! Enjoy the freedom while you got it, because pretty soon you'll be up to your elbows in the relationship!

rotfl

so very wrong.

[brizz]

And "their" song is......

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I'm With You by Avril Lavgine (but if we break up, this song will f'n haunt me for the rest of my life.)
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=277904&highlight=couple+song

:lol: rotfl :lol:

[Rypro 525]

Not to get defensive or anything, but what is so bad about that song? There are far far worse songs out there.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I am 17 going on 18.

Geez, even I know what comes after 17.

Condescend me, man...

[Adam Tyner]

I can't believe I'm the first person to ask this.

Pics?

<small>Or, at least, I CTRL+F'ed for 'pic' and didn't find anything. Someone probably already said something, they'll post a condescending reply telling me that I should read the thread more closely next time, and I'll hop on my bed, clutch a pillow to my chest, and weep.</small>

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by ctyner
I can't believe I'm the first person to ask this.

Pics?

<small>Or, at least, I CTRL+F'ed for 'pic' and didn't find anything. Someone probably already said something, they'll post a condescending reply telling me that I should read the thread more closely next time, and I'll hop on my bed, clutch a pillow to my chest, and weep.</small> Sorry, I can't do that, I have no scanner, a crap digital camera, and no pics of her at all.

[Dr. DVD]

You're song isn't "Baby Got Back" or anything like that? ;)

Seriously though: where are you in High School right now? Are you Junior or Senior? If Junior, get it on and have your Senior year GF all lined up! If Senior, well, you need to think about the implications of what might happen when the two of you go to college. I have seen and heard of couples who have dated for more than three years break up once they have to take the next step in life. The Catch 22: the only way around it is to get married, but most of the time they wind up divorced after the first three years or so because they realized they weren't mature enough for it.

[Rypro 525]

We are both going to baltimore county community college. And we are both seniors and going to the prom, but we will have to suffer with the "moment like this" song.

[Three Day Delay]

:lol:

Man, I missed out on this one.

[MJKTool]

elbow deep within the borderline

[Dr. DVD]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
We are both going to baltimore county community college. And we are both seniors and going to the prom, but we will have to suffer with the "moment like this" song.

How will you suffer if you're going to the same school?

[Rypro 525]

No, we would have to suffer at the prom with that damn song! Only reason why I am going is cause
a. I got free tickets
and of course
b. I love her

[grrrah]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I don't think I will be going all the way for another few years.
:hscratch:
Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
we are both seniors and going to the prom,
:hscratch:

Even though you don't think it will happen... bring a rubber glove anyways.

[Rypro 525]

I doubt I would need to do that

[borisdisco]

http://www.townsend-records.co.uk/acatalog/tvfists.gif

http://photoalbum.camerahacker.com/Davis/U.C.%20Davis%202001-10-9/Fists%20in%20the%20Nose.jpg

http://www.eskimo.com/~largesse/Archives/fists.gif

[Rypro 525]

lmao right now at those pics boris.
Also, why is "I'm With You" consitered bad on this forum? Hopefully, they play this song at prom, and I get my first real slowdance opportunity.

[costanza]

guys, what exactly does third base feel like?

[Dr. DVD]

When prom night arrives, I reccomend using the "bunker buster" technique for the "after party."

Interesting that next to the thread about War starting, this one seems to be the hot topic around here.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
When prom night arrives, I reccomend using the "bunker buster" technique for the "after party."

Interesting that next to the thread about War starting, this one seems to be the hot topic around here. Care to elaborate on that?

[DarthVong]

Originally posted by costanza
guys, what exactly does third base feel like?

Ask Richard Simmons

[Buford T Pusser]

Third base? Richard Simmons? That's just sick.

Don't go there.

http://www.dailyepiphany.net/images/gallery/third.jpg

[AndyCapps]

So did you get thrown out attempting to steal second?

[DarthVong]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Third base? Richard Simmons? That's just sick.

Don't go there.

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by AndyCapps
So did you get thrown out attempting to steal second?

To continue the bad baseball analogies:

Is it true that she wants to pitch, but you don't want to catch?

or something like that.

[Zodo]

Originally posted by costanza
guys, what exactly does third base feel like?

Like warm apple pie.

[Zodo]

Rypo: Is this your first girlfriend? First time you've kissed a girl?

Also, how long have the two of you been dating?

[Mordred]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Also, why is "I'm With You" consitered bad on this forum? Hopefully, they play this song at prom, and I get my first real slowdance opportunity. Can't speak for the rest of the forum, but I don't consider it a bad song. As a hardcore metal head even I'm man enough to admit it's pretty good. Avril gets on my nerves a little, but at least she isn't X-Tina.

Mordred

[CPA-ESQ.]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
And we are both seniors and going to the prom

Well Just-In-Case:

You better pack one of these:

http://www.ingis.co.kr/Market/glove/glove4.gif

[Jackskeleton]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
We are both going to baltimore county community college. And we are both seniors and going to the prom, but we will have to suffer with the "moment like this" song.

Can't see enough of each other now? Well you'll be getting sick of it all after everyday with her. :p

either way... enjoy your Reach of this relationship while you can. :p

[Groucho]

Man, I can't believe I didn't click on this thread earlier. It's GOLD, baby! Almost as funny as the "But I thought Grunter was a guy?" confusion.

[weargle]

Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.

[El Scorcho]

Hopefully it won't be too long before she really starts opening up to you.

:lol:

[minifigg]

IF you can just push through her barriers, you will have a sucessful relationship. :up:
mini

[jdodd]

Originally posted by weargle
Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.
Really? I've always considered that pretty "child's play" type stuff... more of a foul ball, in baseball terms.

No, it's not second base until you've taken pictures of her giving it to her own dad with a strap-on.

[devilshalo]

Originally posted by weargle
Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0103/trista2.jpg

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Zodo
Rypo: Is this your first girlfriend?
No second
Originally posted by Zodo
First time you've kissed a girl? yep
Originally posted by Zodo
Also, how long have the two of you been dating? About 3 months.

[Dr. DVD]

Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?

Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?

[CPA-ESQ.]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13

About 3 months.

Dammmmmnnnnn!

You have been dating for 3 months and you got to first base with her just the other day. (Well Good 4 You)

- Gotta Start Somewhere -

I guess your not joking that you don't expect to be rounding the bases anytime soon. :D

(keep swinging - you never know you may get a double or a triple sooner than you thought)

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?

Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering? no, the theme is "moment like this" by the american idol chick, and I really hate that song as of right now, but hopefully, they will play "our" song.

[El Scorcho]

God damn, at this rate the fisting won't happen until 2006.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
God damn, at this rate the fisting won't happen until 2006. That actually seems reasonable. (the year)

[minifigg]

However...threat of war...end of the world...you know, that can push the date up (pardon the pun).
mini

[kvrdave]

Originally posted by devilshalo
http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0103/trista2.jpg

:lol:rotfl:lol:

So very VERY wrong!!!

[Venusian]

this thread is hilarious....

anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.


i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever...

[PixyJunket]

3 months for a kiss?

You sir, have got teh mad paitence..

Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.

;)

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Venusian
this thread is hilarious....

anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.


i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever... http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=273181&highlight=celeberty
If you have 56k, prepare for hell, and you get to look at great women.

And Pixiboi, this originally was not a "romantic" relationship, it was morely a "lets be friends" relationship.

[devilshalo]

Originally posted by pixyboi
3 months for a kiss?

You sir, have got teh mad paitence..

Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.

;)

Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together :lol:

[Dr. DVD]

Originally posted by devilshalo
Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together :lol:


rotfl


If what he says is true in terms of when they go all the way, that scenario might be true.

[Rypro 525]

I highly doubt that will be needed -wink- . btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.

[Dr. DVD]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I highly doubt that will be needed -wink- . btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.

Chicago all the way man! BDH is funny, but Chicago is the far better movie for a date IMO.

[Buford T Pusser]

This reminds me of a joke:


Man: I declare, Clement, why is your right forearm all bloodied?

Rube: I spent all morning with my arm up a cow's arse.

Man: Oh, I hope that the calf you were delivering is alive and well.

Rube: What calf?

[LurkerDan]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/html/emoticons/banana.gif Holy crap, ES! I know I'm behind the curve on this one, but that is easily the funniest and most wrong thing I've read today. :up:

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Chicago all the way man! BDH is funny, but Chicago is the far better movie for a date IMO. Chicago will probably be the movie. We just left bringing down the house there in case chicago was sold out.

[Rypro 525]

How do you like the sig.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
How do you like the sig.

Adds a bit of class to your posts and won't your parents be proud!

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Adds a bit of class to your posts and won't your parents be proud!

not as proud as Betho's though :p

[El Scorcho]

best sig ever!

[pedagogue]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Adds a bit of class to your posts and won't your parents be proud!

Says the guy with: "you just suck it enough so it gets to a certain point..." Venusian

hehe.

-pedagogue

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by pedagogue
Says the guy with: "you just suck it enough so it gets to a certain point..." Venusian

hehe.

-pedagogue

Good eye!

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
not as proud as Betho's though :p Why, what is her's?

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Why, what is her's?

Betho's mom found out about her ...ummm... sex thread ;)

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by ctyner
I can't believe I'm the first person to ask this.

Pics?

Even though it aint a pic, I could give a description, picture Jennifer Garner with a mild british accent and around 5ft5. (and no that is not why I am going out with her, I actually like her personality ect.) Also, I didn't wanna rush anything anyway.

[El Scorcho]

Yikes. She seems small. Might have to settle for only a few knuckles and not the whole fist.

[thejammy]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
Betho's mom found out about her ...ummm... sex thread ;)


I heard about that, but what exactly happend. Is it archived?

[Rypro 525]

I doubt it would be since it would be in mature, anybody find the thread where she mentions about the mom finding out.

[gregx55]

Women are like starting pitchers. They need to warm up in the pen for awhile before they start the game. And always remeber to have a closer around if the starter can't get the job done.

[El Scorcho]

Sometimes you need left hander on the mound to push through the barriers of the offense.

[Rypro 525]

I'll try to let you all know how things went by tomorrow/today. And is second when you see her naked (I doubt that will happen but who knows.)

[Buford T Pusser]

Thanks for the future update. We'll all be here ready to live vicariously through your new experiences.

[edytwinky]

:lol:

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I'll try to let you all know how things went by tomorrow/today. And is second when you see her naked (I doubt that will happen but who knows.)

no, it's when you reach under her shirt and hope her parents don't come barging in ;)

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by thejammy
I heard about that, but what exactly happend. Is it archived?

betho is very anal err...in taking care of her horses, of course. ;)

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=998920&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

here's the exact thread, but it's been purged
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173117

[Rypro 525]

Alright I am back, nothing really happened but when we were watching the tournament last night I had the arm around her but I did not try to pull a John Travolta by putting the hand down there (watch grease). She really enjoyed the flick. But I did still get that kiss in.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I did not try to pull a John Travolta by putting the hand down there (watch grease).

What are you talking about? Travolta used watch grease as a lubricant with his lady? I thought he used hair grease. :confused:

[Rypro 525]

Watch the scene when they are at the drive in movie theater. That's what I consiter "pulling a John Travolta"

[Buford T Pusser]

I'll try to rent it soon. :D

[caiman]

Rypro, your girlfriend sounds very kind and patient. You've made her sit through The Rock and an entire tournament, and she hasn't left your side. She really deserves a hand, don't you think?

[devilshalo]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Watch the scene when they are at the drive in movie theater. That's what I consiter "pulling a John Travolta"

So you elbowed her boob trying to take off your ring? :confused:

[El Scorcho]

I'd say she deserves the entire hand!

[caiman]

Yes, let's <i>all</i> give Rypro's girlfriend a hand, shall we?

:wave:

[El Scorcho]

A hand, wrist, and forearm for the lady?

[kenny79]

It's not the real thing if you're not up to your armpit.

At least.

[Rypro 525]

No in that scene it seems like he tried to get a feel and then he went down on her and she left. I did not want to do that of course

[the aftermath]

I cant believe I neglected Other so long. This thread is hilarious, Scorcho with the classic fisting quote. rotfl

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by caiman
Yes, let's <i>all</i> get Rypro's girlfriend to give us a hand, shall we?



:eek:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by caiman
Yes, let's <i>all</i> give Rypro's girlfriend a hand, shall we?

:wave:

Shame on you people. You're taking something that was sweet and innocent and making it dirty.


















:)

[theedge]

:thumbsup:

[DarthVong]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000532SD.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Rypro 525]

Are you all jelous that none of you can get laid or even to first base with your so after watching an action flick and the tournament? -wink-

[Dave99]

Nah, we can all get laid while watching the tournament, with an action flick in the picture-in-picture. :)
-ptth-
Dave
Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Are you all jelous that none of you can get laid or even to first base with your so after watching an action flick and the tournament? -wink-

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by devilshalo
So you elbowed her boob trying to take off your ring? :confused: Found this on screenit.com
"While parked at the drive-in theater, Danny puts his arm around Sandy and tries to put his hand on her breast, and then pulls her down into the seat, but she quickly stops him and leaves. " I did not do this but off course I had the oportunity to.

[Heat]

All right, all right, here is some advice for you:

The next time you are kissing, put your hand on your back (outside of her shirt). Move it down to her butt (outside of the jeans), then move it back up her back, but inside her shirt. Rub her back. If she doesn't protest, move your hand to the front and brush it against her breast (outside of the bra), then move it back to her back. If she doesn't protest, move it back to the front inside of her bra, and kiss her neck. If she does protest or moves your hand away, go back a step and try again a minute or so later.he You'll be pretty close to second base at that time (though there is more to second base per my definition).

Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age, it is probably time to introduce her to wine coolers, though limit her to maybe one (especially if she doesn't drink). Also, it's probably a good time to pick up some condoms, just in case.

Remember, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

[borisdisco]

Originally posted by Heat

Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age,

Nope, they are not legal drinkers. They have not been to the prom yet.

Come on Rypro be a little agressive. If you miss your chance, you will regret forever.

[Buford T Pusser]

He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you. In canada, most other countries and college campuses, drinking is 18 I think.

[Groucho]

After reading Heat's post up above, I see how he got his nickname. I'm all aflutter. Smooth...

[Heat]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you. You're assuming he lives in the United States, I was thinking he lived in France or Austria. In much of the world, he would already be legal: http://www.icap.org/publications/report4.html

For that matter, the only reason that the drinking age was raised from 18 to 21 in the early 80s was to combat drunk driving. By making alcohol the "forbidden fruit", the US policy just encourages abuse and the distrust of authority. My personal opinion is that the drinking age should be reduced to 18, but have a very low limit (0.02 or so) for being considered drunk while driving for people under 21. This would highly encourage people to not drink and drive, while still being able to socially drink.

Anyway, back to the thread subject:

Rypro, don't rush things, but don't take things too slow either. Of course, never force anything either, the key term is "consensual".

If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in.

Actually, the more I think of it, both kids are now in the 14 - 15 year old age range, just a few years younger than you. Man, I'm feeling old now.

[Buford T Pusser]

Where do you live Rypro? Aren't you 17?

[Rypro 525]

md and am 17 so I can't drink yet.

[Rypro 525]

If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in.I don't think the two of us can deal with the thought of birth control yet. I mean, what if the condom breaks ,or the pill fails, then I am gonna be a dad to early and can't deal with that yet, so I don't think you have to worry about that.

[thejammy]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I don't think the two of us can deal with the thought of birth control yet. I mean, what if the condom breaks ,or the pill fails, then I am gonna be a dad to early and can't deal with that yet, so I don't think you have to worry about that.


Well good for you. But when the time comes, you really should talk about it. NO rush. It is a better experience when you actually care for the person instead of doing it to do it.

Anyway the first time is alright. But you get to practice that is where the fun begins. ;)

[Rypro 525]

"But you get to practice that is where the fun begins."
:confused: I don't get it.

[Goat3001]

Rypro,

In another thread you said you don't party either. You plan on doing anything after-prom? I'm asking because I wanna do something other than party because we (my friends and I) do that every weekend anyway so we were thinking something special and cool after prom, so I'm curious as to what you are doing. But of course if I do go to a party I can hit a home run, if you know what I mean. ;)


And good luck doing stuff with your girl.

[Rypro 525]

Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze.

[Goat3001]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze.

I see. We have something like that over here (Long Island). Thanks for the suggestion.

I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there.

[Rypro 525]

If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it

[Goat3001]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it

Yeah thats the plan, if we get the right spot and have enough room we'll try to get a couple of bands I know to play.

I've never done anything like this before, anyone know if there will be space for some... uhm... privacy?

I know many will think this is wrong because its illegal, but I'll ask anyway. Anyone know if a hotel would allow a keg or two?

edit: Sorry for going really far off topic, I won't post about this anymore after this.

[Rypro 525]

Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.

How romantic.


http://www.uncreativity.com/seifer/sims/fuu_hottub.jpg

Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart:

[Goat3001]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.

:lol: trust me, at a party where theres drinking you don't wanna do it in the bathroom.

Besides ITS PROM NIGHT, I was hoping for a more romantic settings, like an empty hotel room and a big bed to spend the whole night in.

[Goat3001]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser

Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart:

http://nokiaaccessibility.com/images/businessmen.jpg

[Heat]

Originally posted by Goat3001
...I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there. If you do end up in a hotel room, you have to make sure that nobody starts acting stupid, like running up and down the hallway screaming, turning up the TV or radio loud, yelling in general, etc. You don't want the cops to come to your door. Also, of course, no drinking and driving.

Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand.

[thejammy]

Originally posted by Heat
If you do end up in a hotel room, you have to make sure that nobody starts acting stupid, like running up and down the hallway screaming, turning up the TV or radio loud, yelling in general, etc. You don't want the cops to come to your door. Also, of course, no drinking and driving.



Also a side note don't get a motel where the state troopers have a station a block away like thejammy did in high school.

Bad times bad times :(

[thejammy]

rypro just found a deal for you

http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=18&threadid=166789

[Rypro 525]

<img src=http://nokiaaccessibility.com/images/businessmen.jpg>
Who are those people?
Originally posted by Heat
Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand. That is where the entire after party is there. And I have my on and off games with bowling so it ain't like its obvious if I lose that I am just being nice. And hopefully I will be doing the sweet talk during the actual prom.

And at the hotel if you do get one, if you have all of your friends their or the entire senior class, and no drinks are there, the bathroom is probably your best space for priviacy.

[SirPablo]

http://www.bcm.tmc.edu/pa/images/tuv/tangerine-and-fist.jpg

[Rypro 525]

Anybody see the old simpsons episode where Marge thinks she is going to have another baby and then Homer discusses the story of barts birth? Thats kind of my situation now (I am still at mcdonalds, the pay sucks ect)

[joltaddict]

Dont get your advice from Simpsons episodes.

[Rypro 525]

Yeah I knew that part.

[pedagogue]

"64 slices of american cheese....."

"Never talk about the TV like that!"

-pedagogue

[Buford T Pusser]

http://ballless.com/ballless/images/donkey.gif

Bart gets ready to give it to Rypro.

[Rypro 525]

Wha.......................................

[DVD.guy]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Thanks but why nice and slow? I don't think I will be going all the way for another few years.
:lol: That's what they all say...

[siberianhusky]

Hey Rypro, do you live in a Conservative area, or are you and your girl just traditional?

[Rypro 525]

I think its more as you say "traditional"

[Heat]

Kind of like how I met my wife the traditional way... drunk at a party.

[Rypro 525]

We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies. She enjoyed the story and I was more in awwe of the animation.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies.

Now that's love with a lowercase l! :)

[Buford T Pusser]

BTW, did you try the popcorn trick?

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
BTW, did you try the popcorn trick? I don't know the "popcorn" trick so I couldn't do it.

[Bushdog]

I think he's suggesting you put a tub of popcorn on your lap and make a little hole in the bottom. She's in for a surprise when she scrapes around for the last kernel!

[pedagogue]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I think he's suggesting you put a tub of popcorn on your lap and make a little hole in the bottom. She's in for a surprise when she scrapes around for the last kernel!

Someone I know put a vibrator (on low) in a large barrel of pretzel....everyone was in on the joke except one person. They refilled the top half of the barrel with a different kind of pretzel and the unsuspecting person reached down to get the kind they liked.....she jump a mile high.

Oh yeah...good idea...but you may smell like butter for days.

-pedagogue

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I think he's suggesting you put a tub of popcorn on your lap and make a little hole in the bottom. She's in for a surprise when she scrapes around for the last kernel!

I would never suggest any such thing. That movie popcorn can really be fattening. Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.

[Rypro 525]

Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.
rotfl Buford, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I would never suggest any such thing. That movie popcorn can really be fattening. Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.

but what is getting "popped"?

[matta]

Originally posted by Heat
Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand.

hold her hand in a bowling alley... yeah, that's romantic. You've got 2 option as far as I see it. Go to a party where there's some alcohol. Get drunk, party, and hope at the end of the night you can get some alone time.... or take her out to some nice resturant, horse and carriage ride, or some other cliche romantic thing afterwords and hope that works.

But in the end, if she wants to give you some lovin, she will. If she doesn't, she won't. If she's not gonna put out, don't try and push it because that will only piss her off. Do what any guy would do: tell her it's alright and you understand then never call her again.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13

rotfl Buford, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off.


It's about time the truth came out for all to see.

What the hell-I'll put it in the sig for ego's sake.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by matta
Go to a party where there's some alcohol. Get drunk, party, and hope at the end of the night you can get some alone time.... or take her out to some nice resturant, horse and carriage ride, or some other cliche romantic thing afterwords and hope that works. This is the prom after party. No booze. There are no real nice resturants in this area. (fast food, diners, or the mall, thats your choice) and I don't think there are any horse carrages here. I was thinking, rent a limo, go somewhere for dinner, and then go on from there.

[Rypro 525]

Also prom tix go on sale next week. Its like 35 bucks but I am getting in free due to a fundraiser. Traditionally who pays?

[Dave99]

Traditionally the fister pays....but YMMV

Dave
Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Traditionally who pays?

[JoeyOhhhh]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Also prom tix go on sale next week. Its like 35 bucks but I am getting in free due to a fundraiser. Traditionally who pays? The man pays...now....and forever

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Also prom tix go on sale next week. Its like 35 bucks but I am getting in free due to a fundraiser. Traditionally who pays?

traditionally, men pay for everything...the tix, the limo, the tux, the alcohol to get her drunk...about the only thing you don't pay for is the dress.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
traditionally, men pay for everything...the tix, the limo, the tux, the alcohol to get her drunk...about the only thing you don't pay for is the dress.

That's one of the reason I never went. Too cheap and I don't like to dance.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
That's one of the reason I never went. Too cheap and I don't like to dance.

sheesh...are you related to El Cheapo?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
sheesh...are you related to El Cheapo?

Nope. Luckily my girlfriends didn't care if they went to the dance. If they did I would have done it.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Nope. Luckily my girlfriends didn't care if they went to the dance. If they did I would have done it.

geez...how many did you have at the time?

[Buford T Pusser]

It's best if I didn't comment.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
It's best if I didn't comment.

don't worry...i won't use the "report post to wife" button :p

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
don't worry...i won't use the "report post to wife" button :p

Luckily I had no wife in high school.



But back to the thread at hand, when will Rypro try to steal second base?
Will he slide or go in standing up?

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

luckly you don't pay for the sex ...

directly.

[jfoobar]

So how long before we have a Rypro "Dude, smell my finger!!!" thread?

[gregx55]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Luckily I had no wife in high school.



But back to the thread at hand, when will Rypro try to steal second base?
Will he slide or go in standing up?
Well if he opts for sliding, always slide in head first.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by JustinS
So how long before we have a Rypro "Dude, smell my finger!!!" thread?

:lol::thumbsup::lol:

[Rypro 525]

"I think I got to play bass tonight!" rotfl Which one of the mods did this one?

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
"I think I got to play bass tonight!" rotfl Which one of the mods did this one?

hmmmm...i think you smell like a melon now :p

[theedge]

http://www.uc.org.uy/ayo131.jpg

[Rypro 525]

Can one of the mods archive this thread and put the original title back.
Also theedge, I see a red x.

[Rypro 525]

More info to come later today as i am typing this very fast. yesterday some black girl behind my back literally tried to hump me. her friends didn't know what she was doing but she later appologized but laughed at my confused look.
hopefully more to come later, i gotta go to school (hopefully not to get humped again.

[Buford T Pusser]

why did you bump this thread with that info? totally different subject that deserves a thread of its own.

when you slide into second you can bump this thread. or when you fist into home.

[the aftermath]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
when you slide into second you can bump this thread. or when you fist into home.
I think fisting would be more like receiving an instant pass to the Hall of Fame.

[Rypro 525]

You really think it needs its own thread? Also for some reason (I don't find myself attractive at all, zits all over, glasses, I'm asian) it seems that many girls are at least attempting to hit on me.

[CPA-ESQ.]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Also for some reason (I don't find myself attractive at all, zits all over, glasses, I'm asian) it seems that many girls are at least attempting to hit on me.

Dude - What does that matter! You got to FIRST Base!!!

Be Proud !

The chicks are hitting on you because you are experienced now.. Word is spreading !

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by CPA-ESQ
The chicks are hitting on you because you are experienced now.. Word is spreading ! Actually not quite, unless they know (I don't think she knows), it can't be that since I didn't tell anyone. Well except the like 5000 of you.

[pedagogue]

Looks isn't a huge factor...additude and action are big. Confidence and acting on it....don't be like iceman in Top Gun..but don't be like Screetch from SBTB. Oh yeah...and if all else fails..spread good rumors about yourself...hehe.

"You mean it goes down to the ground?!...Yeah it drags on the ground..."

-pedagogue

[El Scorcho]

DTSC80 (4:41:38 PM): hi
SmarterChild (4:41:38 PM): Hello DTSC80.
DTSC80 (4:41:44 PM): can i ask you a question?
SmarterChild (4:41:45 PM): Hmmm... If you insist.
DTSC80 (4:41:49 PM): Have you ever been fisted?
SmarterChild (4:41:49 PM): I'm not sure if I've been fisted. Should I have?
DTSC80 (4:42:04 PM): That's what I'm asking you. It seems to be really popular on dvdtalk.
SmarterChild (4:42:04 PM): Yeah?
DTSC80 (4:42:09 PM): Seriously.
SmarterChild (4:42:09 PM): Totally serious.
DTSC80 (4:42:26 PM): I was just wondering if you knew any good fisting techniques.
SmarterChild (4:42:26 PM): Nice mouth, DTSC80!
DTSC80 (4:42:46 PM): It was a serious question!
SmarterChild (4:42:46 PM): Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
DTSC80 (4:42:57 PM): Come on now. Have you ever fisted someone?
SmarterChild (4:42:58 PM): Yeah, maybe.
DTSC80 (4:43:00 PM): I knew it!
SmarterChild (4:43:00 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:07 PM): Yes. You seem like the type to enjoy that sort of thing.
SmarterChild (4:43:08 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:16 PM): Yep. Do you know Rypro PG-13?
SmarterChild (4:43:17 PM): Tough for me to say.
DTSC80 (4:43:30 PM): Yeah, I dont' really know him either. He's close to fisting this girl.
SmarterChild (4:43:30 PM): Nice mouth!
DTSC80 (4:43:43 PM): Yeah, he probably said that to her once too.
SmarterChild (4:43:44 PM): He probably said that to her once too? Really?
DTSC80 (4:43:49 PM): It wouldn't surprise me.
SmarterChild (4:43:50 PM): Oh.
DTSC80 (4:43:52 PM): I have to go now.
SmarterChild (4:43:53 PM): See you later.
DTSC80 (4:43:57 PM): Bye Smarter Child!
SmarterChild (4:43:58 PM): That's me!

[minifigg]

-ohbfrank-

They are gonna take away your AIM account.....
;)

[Rypro 525]

How long did that thing take to type?

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
More info to come later today as i am typing this very fast. yesterday some black girl behind my back literally tried to hump me. her friends didn't know what she was doing but she later appologized but laughed at my confused look.
hopefully more to come later, i gotta go to school (hopefully not to get humped again.

ummm...girl humping from behind? looks like you've got things reversed...

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
How long did that thing take to type?

SmarterChild is an AIM bot that you can talk to and it'll respond to you.

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by D.PhreedomFries
ummm...girl humping from behind? looks like you've got things reversed... No, it was like that, Iv'e got one of those roller backpacks so its easier to do that since the backpack was not on the back. And no, nothins gonna happen over spring break since the family has lots of mulching to do, plus golf, and watching the first season of the sopranos with dad.

[GuessWho]

This thread is fistastic!

[Betho]

Holy Carp.

Funniest thread ever. Well, maybe aside from the original Shaggy, but I'm thinking we've found a replacement :)

Oh, and for the record, my mom did a net search on my name, and followed a bunch of links to my dvdtalk profile, found my thread on anal sex, and read it (at least until she figured out the subject matter and that it was REALLY me posting it).

The original thread was archived, I've since deleted it and I don't think the "my mom found my thread!" thread was ever archived.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by GuessWho
This thread is fistastic!

I keep wishing the thread was called "I think I got to fist base tonight!"

[Rypro 525]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I keep wishing the thread was called "I think I got to fist base tonight!" howbout "I think I got to fist first base!"

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I keep wishing the thread was called "I think I got to fist base tonight!"

well, in that case, you know who to talk to :)

[costanza187]

Originally posted by D.PhreedomFries
ummm...girl humping from behind? looks like you've got things reversed...

Maybe she had some "accesories"

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by costanza187
Maybe she had some "accesories"

:eek: i'm not even gonna go there.

[Heat]

Betho!

Well, what's your advice for young Rypro PG-13?

Personally, I think he needs to get drunk with her and see what happens, but I'm not sure if I can really recommend that since the two of them are not "of age". Unless they are in a foreign country, then that would be legal, of course.

[Rypro 525]

Well Betho, I can't get drunk, and I don't think anything could happen at prom. (got tix this past monday.)