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Fok
04-02-03, 11:16 PM
Great DVD, was laughing all the way through. But when it got to the "paper cuts" and "yellow snow cone", I had to fast forward :yack:

What parts couldn't you watch?

C.H.U.D.
04-02-03, 11:20 PM
I watched it all baby. I'm a manly man. :D

victant
04-03-03, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Fok
Great DVD, was laughing all the way through. But when it got to the "paper cuts" and "yellow snow cone", I had to fast forward :yack:

What parts couldn't you watch?

"paper cuts" made me cringe, but I had to walk out during the snow cone bit...to take a leak! ;)

fumanstan
04-03-03, 01:29 AM
Looked so good you had to get one yourself, eh?

Mondo Kane
04-03-03, 01:59 AM
I bravely watched it all the way through at the theater. I aint gonna lie though, the "yellowsnow cone" made me bow my head in shame..I still looked though! http://www.suburbia.com.au/~morpheus/smilies/no.gif

The "Failed Ending" on the DVD (special features) was quite cool I thought. It had all 9 members participating in a DOMINO THEORY.

renaldow
04-03-03, 08:42 AM
The papercuts were very hard to watch! I could watch Knoxville get shot by the beanbag over and over again and think, 'what an idiot' but those papercuts made me cringe! Anyone who's gotten a cut from a manilla envelope was having flashbacks, I swear!

victant
04-03-03, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by fumanstan
Looked so good you had to get one yourself, eh?

Nothing like an all-natural snowcone to quench that thirst! ;)

costanza187
04-03-03, 10:25 AM
I couldnt watch the paper cuts.

hgar78
04-03-03, 02:30 PM
also couldn't watch the paper cuts! other than that, i dont think there was anything else i couldn't watch.

Deftones
04-03-03, 02:37 PM
I watched it all. Some of it was gross, but I made my way through it all.

Heat
04-03-03, 02:42 PM
I believe that the guy who did the snowcone also did the vomit omelet on either Jackass Volume I or Volume II.

Basically, he at all sorts of vegetables and meat, and about four raw eggs, then forced himself to vomit it up... into an omelet pan. He then cooked it and ate it.

Addi88
04-03-03, 07:20 PM
I believe that the guy who did the snowcone also did the vomit omelet on either Jackass Volume I or Volume II.

Ehren did the yellow snowcone and Dave did the omlette.

Goat3001
04-03-03, 08:11 PM
The papercuts was tought to watch. The "Yellow Snowcone" almost made me puke.

Matthew Chmiel
04-03-03, 08:37 PM
Like C.H.U.D., I'm a manly man and I watched the whole thing (twice in theaters and so far, twice on DVD). :)

FuzzyBallz
04-03-03, 08:41 PM
Wow, you can't say vagina in this forum? Man, I'm gonna tape myself getting paper cut next I look for files in the file cabin and sell it on ebay. Happens weekly btw. I love getting paper cut.

Fok
04-04-03, 02:47 AM
I kinda wish they had more stunts like driving crazy with the golf cart. As for the really gross stuff, I was cringing. But you got to give it to these guys, they've got guts.

Tyler_Durden
04-04-03, 04:39 AM
I also like the practical jokes (like the ingenious Brad Pitt kidnapping) a lot more than the juvenile gross-out stuff...

buckee1
04-04-03, 08:06 AM
I watched it all and laughed myslef silly through most of it. The snow cone however definately got a gag or two out of me!

Original Desmond
04-04-03, 08:58 AM
how could anyone pay to see this ?

i downloaded it and watched it

that was all it was worth!

mtucker
04-04-03, 10:41 AM
I don't know, I found the movie to be a bit...boring. The "end" "car" scene went on way too long and wasn't the least bit entertaining. I found the CKY videos to be much more entertaining.

matome
04-04-03, 06:54 PM
Paper cuts and the sno cone. :yack:

Wazootyman
04-04-03, 07:29 PM
I have no problem with the paper cuts. Didn't seem too bad to me. However, as everyone has said, the yellow snow cone made me absolutely sick. I had to watch the floor during that scene... it was bad.

Chad
04-04-03, 09:25 PM
Nothing bothered me at all, except maybe a case of uncontrollable laughing. If I was there in person, it might be a different story, but to just watch it on DVD has absolutely no effect on me. Besides, I had friends in high school who did that kind of stuff all the time.

adumbc
04-05-03, 05:09 PM
I couldn't watch the paper cuts either.

Venom
04-06-03, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Tyler_Durden
I also like the practical jokes (like the ingenious Brad Pitt kidnapping) a lot more than the juvenile gross-out stuff...

was that in the movie, i don't recall it? or from the tv show? at any rate i didn't see it so can you explain what they did?

Heat
04-07-03, 12:23 AM
The Brad Pitt kidnapping wasn't in any of the four DVDs out (three Jackass, one Steve-O).

I haven't seen that one, but from the TV show my favorite skit was the American Werewolf in London skit, especially the one where he is standing near a musician in the subway, scaring people who stop to listen to the music (and really pissing off the musician).

areacode212
04-07-03, 09:21 PM
I just watched it today, and yeah, the only thing I fast-forwarded through was the paper cuts section. I did yell out "ugggh, that's so gross!! Bleaagh!!" during the yellow sno-cone part, but it still made me laugh my ass off.

icondude
05-28-03, 01:26 PM
I just saw this movie and the only parts I liked was anything that had an aligator in it.

mljones99
05-28-03, 10:20 PM
I watched it all but did cringe during the paper cuts. A friend of mine did warn me about them so i was expecting it.

The Nature Boy
05-29-03, 12:08 AM
For some reason, I have big problems getting through Steve-O and Pontius in anything invovling water. The shark gummers and the "Rub one out" section just leave me uneasy so I've been skipping those.

monkeyboy
05-29-03, 01:43 AM
I don't like to watch people vomiting, so I guess the wasabi snort was probably the one part I kind of turned away from.

rfduncan
05-29-03, 11:33 AM
You got it monkeyboy! I was SO "ugh"-ing over the wassabi "snootles". OMG! It was bad enough to WATCH but when he threw it up again all over his sushi. YUCK! :yack:

Dabaomb
05-29-03, 11:49 AM
this movie was the funniest thing I've seen in the past year. I laughed through most of it non-stop. Some of the scenes were nasty but they were still madd funny. rotfl

Kal-El
05-29-03, 12:19 PM
Could someone post in spoiler tags what this "paper cuts" section is about? I'm really curious now but I'm fairly easily grossed out so maybe it's better if I read about it rather than see it on screen. Thanks.

rfduncan
05-29-03, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Kal Jedi
Could someone post in spoiler tags what this "paper cuts" section is about? I'm really curious now but I'm fairly easily grossed out so maybe it's better if I read about it rather than see it on screen. Thanks.
:rolleyes: This entire thread is a spoiler. From the subject line, you can assume the nature of the thread is that it is for people who have seen the movie and can see who couldn't watch what part, so spoilers are unnecessary.

Besides, most of the stuff is "spoiled" as soon as its mentioned. Like when one of them goes to shit in a "display toilet" in a hardware store or when Bam brings an alligator into his Mom's kitchen for her to stumble upon. I mean that's all there is to it. There's no surprise outcome that needs spoilers.

If you're curious about the movie, just rent it already... :rolleyes:

Kal-El
05-29-03, 01:33 PM
Well I just suggested the spoiler tags for other people who might venture into the thread. I personally don't mind.