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El Scorcho
03-14-03, 12:58 PM
1-6. http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/lal_logo.gif


7. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=200303149@/i/mlb/clubhouse/nyy.gif

8. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=200303149@/i/mlb/clubhouse/los.gif

9. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031410@/i/nfl/clubhouse/dal.gif

10. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031411@/i/nfl/clubhouse/gnb.gif

Bushdog
03-14-03, 01:01 PM
:lol:

What's your definition of suck?

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 01:08 PM
100% emotion
0% statistics

Sucktitude is based on that. :D

devilshalo
03-14-03, 01:18 PM
Where are the Clippers on your list? Or did you just lump them in with the Lakers? :p

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 01:21 PM
Clippers are not a recognized Sports team, everyone knows that.

neiname
03-14-03, 01:26 PM
rotfl

devilshalo
03-14-03, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
Clippers are not a recognized Sports team, everyone knows that.

So you lump them with the WNBA. I understand.

SnoopDogg
03-14-03, 02:42 PM
I pretty much agree with your list expecially 1-6 and 10!

10 is by far the worst ever!

Nazgul
03-14-03, 03:03 PM
I have no problem with that list, add the Colorado Avalanche and it's perfect.

MJKTool
03-14-03, 03:10 PM
How can a team "suck" if they have won tons and tons of championships?

:hscratch:

movielib
03-14-03, 03:27 PM
This is so funny.

My list:

1. Celtics
2. Packers
3. Celtics
4. Packers
5. Celtics
6. Packers
7. Celtics
8. Packers
9. Celtics
10. Packers

Hey, my #10 is the same as yours! :)

MJKTool
03-14-03, 03:32 PM
my list:

1-8. Sac Queens
09. Portland SuckBlazers
10. San Fran Giants

borisdisco
03-14-03, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
1-6. 10. [img]http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031411@/i/nfl/clubhouse/gnb.gif

I thought I was the only one who hated the Pack. Favre bugs me. Although I am impressed with his "game starts" record.

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by devilshalo
So you lump them with the WNBA. I understand.

Please don't insult those hard-working ladies of the WNBA like that. :)

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by movielib
This is so funny.

My list:

1. Celtics
2. Packers
3. Celtics
4. Packers
5. Celtics
6. Packers
7. Celtics
8. Packers
9. Celtics
10. Packers

Hey, my #10 is the same as yours! :)

Alas, we have reached a common ground finally. The packers suck. They suck hard. It was so enjoyable when they were mediocre in the 80's.

weargle
03-14-03, 03:58 PM
1. NY Yankees
2. NY Mets
3. NY Giants
4. NY Jets
5. NY Islanders
6. NY Rangers
7. NY Knicks
8. Dallas Cowboys
9. Soviet Hockey team
10. Dallas Cowboys

theedge
03-14-03, 04:02 PM
Cincy Bengals...
Buffalo Sabres...
Boston Red Sox...
WNBA
WNFL
WXFL
WKRP...

MrX
03-14-03, 04:18 PM
1a. Packers
1b. Cubs
3. Red Wings
4. Knicks
5. Lakers
6. Cowboys
7. Yankees
8. Mets
9. Dodgers
10. Braves

Three Day Delay
03-14-03, 04:25 PM
All this hatred for the Yankees and Cowboys :lol:

B.A.
03-14-03, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by MrX
1a. Packers
1b. Cubs
3. Red Wings
4. Knicks
5. Lakers
6. Cowboys
7. Yankees
8. Mets
9. Dodgers
10. Braves
I really like your list, but I would have to take the Pack off of the top and leave the Scrubs there by themselves. The Braves would have to move up a few spots. Okay, looking better...I would have to replace the Yankees and Dodgers w/:
Blackhawks
S.F. Giants
and add the StL. Rams

College teams: Nebraska/Florida Football, UNC/Kansas/Indiana/Michigan Basketball

Bushdog
03-14-03, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by MrX
1a. Packers
1b. Cubs
3. Red Wings
4. Knicks
5. Lakers
6. Cowboys
7. Yankees
8. Mets
9. Dodgers
10. Braves :lol: Someone from Second City with all this hatred for New York teams.rotfl

Jealous much?;)

I mean, who can't understand hating the Yanks -- but the Mets and the Knicks? Why not hate some talented teams, instead?

tsohg
03-14-03, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by movielib
This is so funny.

My list:

1. Celtics
2. Packers
3. Celtics
4. Packers
5. Celtics
6. Packers
7. Celtics
8. Packers
9. Celtics
10. Packers

Hey, my #10 is the same as yours! :)

ehh sounds like you just don't like the color green. :)

movielib
03-14-03, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by tsohg
ehh sounds like you just don't like the color green. :)
Pure coincidence (although I do hate Green politics in the environmental sense).

Da Thrilla
03-14-03, 05:12 PM
1-7. Green Bay Packers
8. LA Lakers
9. NY Yankees
10. SA Spurs

:)

Jeremy517
03-14-03, 05:13 PM
I'm surprised no one put Notre Dame yet.

MrX
03-14-03, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Bushdog
:lol: Someone from Second City with all this hatred for New York teams.rotfl

Jealous much?;)

I mean, who can't understand hating the Yanks -- but the Mets and the Knicks? Why not hate some talented teams, instead?
My cousin is a Mets fan so that's where that comes from. I've hated the Knicks ever since Ewing and Riley were Jordan's personal b!tches back when both teams were good.

I still have the famous "con man" game on tape when Jordan dropped 55 on the Knicks after Van Gundy called him that.

joltaddict
03-14-03, 06:24 PM
You forgot http://a1917.g.akamai.net/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/nfl/clubhouse/nyg.gif

Quake1028
03-14-03, 06:26 PM
1.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031416@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/194.gif
1a.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031416@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/52.gif
2.http://espn.go.com/i/nhl/clubhouse/det_logo.gif
3.http://a1917.g.akamai.net/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/nfl/clubhouse/oak.gif
4.http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/lal_logo.gif
5.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031416@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/150.gif
6.http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/uth_logo.gif
7.http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/chi_logo.gif
8. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031415@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/259.gif
9. http://a1917.g.akamai.net/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/mlb/clubhouse/ana.gif
10.http://a1917.g.akamai.net/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/nfl/clubhouse/sfo.gif

BoatDrinks
03-14-03, 06:33 PM
I wish El Shorto would quit posting Laker-hater threads. Everytime he does they win.

My most hated:
Cowboys
Ravens
Lakers
Raiders
Islanders
Yankees
Arizona State

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by BoatDrinks
I wish El Shorto would quit posting Laker-hater threads. Everytime he does they win.

My most hated:
Cowboys
Ravens
Lakers
Raiders
Islanders
Yankees
Arizona State

Perhaps Laker-Love threads are in order? :)

MJKTool
03-14-03, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
Perhaps Laker-Love threads are in order? :)

oh for the love of god, please dont start that faking again :yack:

movielib
03-14-03, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by MJKTool
oh for the love of god, please dont start that faking again :yack:
Oh c'mon. It's funny.

:up: to El Scorcho the faux-Laker fan.

El Scorcho
03-14-03, 08:22 PM
I refuse to sell out to the purple and gold again. I had to go get cleansed with holy water after the last time.

The Cow
03-14-03, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Quake1028
1.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031416@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/194.gif

Must be a Miami or Michigan fan. :)

go Bucks :up:

Oh yeah...

#1 Redskins
#2 Yankees
#3 Packers

namja
03-14-03, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
9. http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=2003031410@/i/nfl/clubhouse/dal.gif
I agree with that ... but that's about it.

Duran
03-14-03, 08:44 PM
1. Duke Blue Devils
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. New York Yankees
...
10. Virginia Cavaliers

zuffy
03-14-03, 09:00 PM
:lol: All Yankees haters

Deftones
03-15-03, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by BoatDrinks
Arizona State

Are you pissed because we roll you in baseball every year? ;)

I guess it goes both ways, since your basketball team is OK :D

the aftermath
03-15-03, 01:32 AM
1-10
<img src="http://a1917.g.akamai.net/f/1917/8668/6H/espn.go.com/i/mlb/clubhouse/los.gif">

edytwinky
03-15-03, 01:33 AM
:lol:

GMLSKIS
03-15-03, 09:36 PM
I understand - You choose the teams that kick your teams butt as the teams that suck. You get so tired of being a loser that you have to vent your hatred somewhere. El Scorcho only hates the Lakers so much because they have been the best team and champions so long. Keep hating while they keep kicking your teams butt.

MJKTool
03-15-03, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by GMLSKIS
El Scorcho only hates the Lakers so much because they have been the best team and champions so long.

That and they keep kicking the blazers ass year after year in the playoffs! :D

El Scorcho
03-16-03, 01:57 AM
I love how you guys give me so much attention :lol:

DVDGUY1116
03-16-03, 12:00 PM
These are my top ten teams that suck...based on my utter disdain for them.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers---in Philly it is the Stelers
9. Green Bay Packers
8. New York Mets
7. Atlanta Braves
6. Pittsburgh Penguins
5. Washington Redskins
4. Dallas Cowboys
3. New Jersey Devils
2. New York Rangers---Lindros deserves everything he gets
1. New York Giants

Hey, what do you expect from a Philly guy?

zuffy
03-16-03, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by DVDGUY1116
These are my top ten teams that suck...based on my utter disdain for them.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers---in Philly it is the Stelers
9. Green Bay Packers
8. New York Mets
7. Atlanta Braves
6. Pittsburgh Penguins
5. Washington Redskins
4. Dallas Cowboys
3. New Jersey Devils
2. New York Rangers---Lindros deserves everything he gets
1. New York Giants

Hey, what do you expect from a Philly guy?

woohooo! Yankees are not in the list :p

Amadeus
03-16-03, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
1-6. http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/lal_logo.gif


Can't go wrong with those. :)

Da Thrilla
03-16-03, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by zuffy
woohooo! Yankees are not in the list :p

:jawdrop:


Oh my! :eek:

Bushdog
03-16-03, 03:27 PM
Actually that works for Philly fans. They hate the Mets, Knicks and Giants because their teams are direct competitors. Yanks and Jets are not.

joltaddict
03-16-03, 05:26 PM
Yep. From the Philly suburbs here... Knicks, Giants, Lakers and Mets. Axis of evil.

nchhabra
03-16-03, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by juiio
I'm surprised no one put Notre Dame yet.

ok

1. u of alabama
2. duke u
3. notre dame
4. ny yankees
5. u of florida
6. green bay packers
7. dallas cowboys
8. boston celtics
9. atlanta braves
10. nebraska

criptik28
03-18-03, 06:23 AM
Good lord, I pretty much agree with El Scorcho...

1. Lakers
2. Cowboys
3. Yankees
4. Packers
5. Dodgers

mljones99
03-18-03, 07:01 AM
Here is my top 5. I'll do 6-10 after work.


1.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=200303183@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/245.gif

2.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=200303185@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/201.gif

3.http://espn-i.starwave.com/@v=200303184@/i/ncaa/clubhouses/logos/158.gif

4.http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/lal_logo.gif

5.http://espn.go.com/i/nba/clubhouse/sac_logo.gif

DarthVong
03-19-03, 06:42 AM
You cannot have a sports teams that suck list and not include a Cleveland team.....That's just unAmerican!!!

Bust
03-22-03, 03:10 PM
In no order...

Bengals
Royals
Devil Rays
Grizzlies
Nuggets
Ravens
Cardinals (NFL)
Bulls
Red Sox (1918?)
Cavaliers

davidlynchfan
03-24-03, 02:20 AM
2002-03 Florida Mens Ncaa Hoops team.