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Heat
03-21-05, 01:18 AM
Saw a story on Telemundo, apparently the latest craze among kids in Colombia (the country) who are scared that their parents will smell alcohol on their breath is to put hard liquor soaked tampons up their rectums.

I suppose it would work, though it can't be comfortable.
Numanoid
03-21-05, 01:29 AM
Rectum? It nearly killed 'em!
IMRICKJAMES
03-21-05, 01:35 AM
I don't get it, how is putting a vodka tampon up your butt going to stop parents from smelling booze on your breath. Won't the parents just smell booze on the kids breath then also smell vodka coming out their kids asses and then be even more concerned?
Corleone
03-21-05, 01:51 AM
Whooooshhh!!!
Big Quasimodo
03-21-05, 02:47 AM
Vodka doesn't have a scent anyway. Drink a sip of juice afterwards or chew a piece of gum and you are GTG. Methinks they doth protest too much.
Josh-da-man
03-21-05, 04:28 AM
Isn't booze up the butt dangerous?

I think I read somewhere -- the Playboy Advisor, maybe -- that someone was asking about wine enemas, and they said that they could potentially cause alcohol poisoning because the rectum and colon would absorb the alcohol directly into the bloodstream and could cause alcohol poisoning.

So don't try this at home!
DVD Polizei
03-21-05, 05:50 AM
When I was a kid, I opted for the breath mints. I always passed on the tampons up the ass.
NORML54601
03-21-05, 06:04 AM
Isn't booze up the butt dangerous?

I think I read somewhere -- the Playboy Advisor, maybe -- that someone was asking about wine enemas, and they said that they could potentially cause alcohol poisoning because the rectum and colon would absorb the alcohol directly into the bloodstream and could cause alcohol poisoning.

So don't try this at home!
Maybe you read it here (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=408196&highlight=decanter).
Trigger
03-21-05, 07:27 AM
this vodka tampon up the ass is so last week... now the kids are shoving whiskey soaked q-tips up their pee holes. Get with the times.
Giles
03-21-05, 07:45 AM
this vodka tampon up the ass is so last week... now the kids are shoving whiskey soaked q-tips up their pee holes. Get with the times.

wouldn't that sting?
Turd Ferguson
03-21-05, 08:03 AM
wouldn't that sting?

Not as bad as hot cinnamon toothpicks would.
Giles
03-21-05, 08:13 AM
Not as bad as hot cinnamon toothpicks would.

:lol:
Otto
03-21-05, 08:58 AM
You know, there have been times when I really, really, wanted to go get drunk. But I would draw the line at alcohol up the poop chute. I honestly cannot conceive of circumstances where I would be quite that desperate to get my buzz on.
Buford T Pusser
03-21-05, 09:26 AM
I am so disappointed and I don't know how or why.
eisenreich
03-21-05, 10:36 AM
Stay away from tequila-tampons up the pooper unless you want to wake up to a guy name Julio..
goLUCKY
03-21-05, 10:47 AM
How would you know when you're finished with one, and insert the next one?
garolo
03-21-05, 10:50 AM
Think of the endorphin rush you'll get when one of those babies hits your hemmoroids.
Fok
03-21-05, 11:08 AM
That's pretty fucked up.
twikoff
03-21-05, 11:13 AM
I don't get it, how is putting a vodka tampon up your butt going to stop parents from smelling booze on your breath. Won't the parents just smell booze on the kids breath then also smell vodka coming out their kids asses and then be even more concerned?

the point is to get drunk from the alcohol up the bunghole... so you dont actually drink any
therefore, nothing on your breath to smell

now, if your parents decide to sniff your anus.. you might be in trouble.
cultshock
03-21-05, 11:20 AM
Just don't ask your buddy to "stir your drink".
NORML54601
03-21-05, 01:02 PM
I'd like the tossed salad with a vodka tampon chaser.
waporvare
03-21-05, 01:07 PM
<------ For the first time ever voluntarily goes to buy tampons.
Giles
03-21-05, 01:29 PM
I'd like the tossed salad with a vodka tampon chaser.

you could also reword this sentence to:

'I'd like my salad tossed with a vodka tampon chaser"
Gil Jawetz
03-21-05, 01:32 PM
Interesting. For more good ideas, search the mature forum for "decanting"
SFranke
03-21-05, 01:43 PM
They should just distill the vodka, and inhale the vapor. Ethanol boils at a low temperature, and it would only require a fraction of the alcohol to get drunk.
bboisvert
03-21-05, 02:10 PM
These kids apparently have enough 'private time' to get a bottle, soak a tampon, and ummmm... insert it.

Yet, they don't have the time to drink it normally and hide their breath? Seems like a lot of work to me. I mean, you're presumably in the bathroom with a bottle of hard liquor. How about drinking it and brushing your teeth? Duh.
DeputyDave
03-21-05, 02:27 PM
I usually do this with an Orange Juice enema.
zuffy
03-21-05, 02:33 PM
Wtf?
costanza187
03-21-05, 03:35 PM
Ive never been that desperate for a drink.
DRG
03-21-05, 05:19 PM
I always found eating something thing a strong flavor like Barbeque Cornnuts or Taco Doritos was better at masking alcohol breath than mints.
Heat
03-21-05, 08:13 PM
The story didn't mention vodka specifically, they are apparently using random hard liquor.

And no, I've never had an alcohol enema or a alcohol soaked tampon up my butt.
naughty jonny
03-21-05, 08:34 PM
I only do it to be social.
Mutley Hyde
03-21-05, 11:45 PM
When I was a kid, I opted for the breath mints. I always passed on the tampons up the ass.

You put breath mints up your ass? Why??

And :lol: at this way fucked up thread.
MartinBlank
03-22-05, 12:48 AM
The title of the thread peaked my interest....back in 94/95 SNL had a bit staring Norm MacDonald....hangover-less vodka, the only drawback being severe anal bleeding....weird....
Josh-da-man
03-22-05, 03:16 AM
the point is to get drunk from the alcohol up the bunghole... so you dont actually drink any
therefore, nothing on your breath to smell

now, if your parents decide to sniff your anus.. you might be in trouble.

Yeah, but if this catches on, you know that the cops are going to come up with a fartalizer.
tofu
03-22-05, 10:42 AM
This story makes me think of the Dr Scholl's gel footpad commercials.
"Are you gellin?"
"Dude, I'm gellin like Magellan"

But seriously, if someone wants to get drunk so badly that they'd be willing to stick a tampon up their butt, something seems wrong with their life.
stp115
03-22-05, 11:50 AM
Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?
I.Flores
03-22-05, 02:39 PM
When I was a teen, on a night out, I always carried an onion under my seat
Roto
03-22-05, 04:29 PM
Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?
If they drink the water down there, they can probably supply their own worms.
I.Flores
03-22-05, 04:57 PM
Better vodka than tequilla - I mean, what would you do with the worm?

by the way, it's Mezcal the one with the worm, not tequila.
:)
stp115
03-22-05, 05:40 PM
by the way, it's Mezcal the one with the worm, not tequila.
:)


Hmm, my friend kept calling the bartender a moron and the bartender gave him the worm...






:D
kvrdave
03-22-05, 06:23 PM
Why does everyone have to make others feel bad for sticking tampons up their butt? :grunt:

LIVE FREE OR DIE!
Heat
03-22-05, 10:28 PM
I was trying to find some story that covers this and ran across this:

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0239.html

For the yeast infections, some women have had success with the following home remedies:

A garlic suppository (a peeled garlic clove wrapped in gauze that's inserted in the vagina)

A tampon dipped into a 3 percent solution of potassium sorbate (15 grams of dry potassium sorbate in one pint of water) -- a common preservative in the home brewing of beer -- that's inserted in the vagina at night and removed in the morning

And this site: http://www.ragtotes.com/ (the site sells cases for tampons, and remember, "When placing your order for a Ragtotes® Tampon Case, you can add decals to personalize them!")