Al Bundy's Nudie Bar Poem
05-11-04, 10:21 PM
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Al Bundy's Nudie Bar Poem
I recal a few episodes when Al Bundy Recited a poem called
"At the nudie bar"
I think it was for Buds 18th b-day.
Anyway anyone remember any verses of the poem?
He also had some other rhymes.
I think one was
"Hooters Hotters, give me some
Hooters Hooters, Yum Yum Yum"
"At the nudie bar"
I think it was for Buds 18th b-day.
Anyway anyone remember any verses of the poem?
He also had some other rhymes.
I think one was
"Hooters Hotters, give me some
Hooters Hooters, Yum Yum Yum"
05-11-04, 10:26 PM
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at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys KICK ASS
the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
at the nudie bar
at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys KICK ASS
the nudie bar
05-11-04, 10:27 PM
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I also found these
Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.
Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.
05-11-04, 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by das Monkey
several verses of the Nudie Bar song
several verses of the Nudie Bar song
Originally posted by josuff247
another couple verses
another couple verses
Where Christmas is nice,
and lap dances are half price,
at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters,
and unwrap the hooters,
at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty,
and the girls all twenty,
at the nudie bar.
and lap dances are half price,
at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters,
and unwrap the hooters,
at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty,
and the girls all twenty,
at the nudie bar.
