Last night's was not really really good even though it was aaaaaaaight. Quagmire was the funniest, but we barely saw any of Stewie Meg and Chris.

It had the best ending I've ever seen. Should have had some more Quagmire jokes.

Say does this look like a 'Q' to you?

How 'bout now?

Waffles! Tasty waffles!

"A human thumb, how thoughtful...where did you get it?"
"It was on ebay..."

twice now I've forgotten it was back on
damn it

You can't hug your child with nuclear arms.

"Giggiddy Giggiddy"