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Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

Old 06-04-12, 04:53 PM
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Van DAMN!
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Meh.
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Obligatory "I've banged a dozen hotter chicks than her" post

She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.
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Not bad. I'd give her some Double Impact.
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She's really sweet in her interviews, very feminine.
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Woah. I'd hit it.
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Goddamn. And...what is her career?

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well, damn. She looks a lot like her bodybuilding mum...w/o the bodybuilding part. Goddamn.

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Originally Posted by Osiris3657
She's cute. I see no resemblance to JCVD.
She's cute but I definitely see the resemblance to JCVD (it's in the eyes). You can tell she's his kid.
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Reserving judgement until she shows me how far she can spread her legs for me.
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I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.
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Punny comment indicating my desire to sexually interact with said female.
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How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.
That's Steven Seagal! Close, but no cigar

P.S. - I'd do her. Look at it this way, if she inherited her father's acting abilities, you will DEFINITELY know if she's faking it.
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Commence debate as to appropriate age threshold (other than over/under legal age) for bestowing JCVDDILF status ...
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Originally Posted by Groucho
How old is she? Before I make a lewd comment I need to know if she's Above the Law.


She's 21.
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Have I seen her? Why? Is she missing? Ask Nick Stahl ...
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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

I wonder if she has already participated in the bedroom version of Bloodsport?
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Have I seen her? Why? Is she missing? Ask Nick Stahl ...
And get in on a little Double Team?
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Here's a side view.


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Reserving judgement until she shows me how far she can spread her legs for me.
She'd have to be a universal soldier for that order.
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She may not be the female replicant of her father, but she sure is a damn good looking knock-off. She probably she spends a lot of time cop(ing) with guys hitting on her until they find out who her papa is and then they take flight instead of taking the maximum risk of getting their faces kicked in.
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Van Damme's wife was a fine piece of ass back in the day

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Re: Have you SEEN JCVD's daughter?

Originally Posted by AnonomusBob15
I wonder if he lets her call him dad, or if he prefers Jean Claude.
Anytime I hear the name "Jean Claude" I hear it in Liam Neeson's menacing voice from Taken.

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